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The
difference between Good Girls and Bad Girls.
How do you know which is which?
Here's 23 examples that might help you sort it out.
Good Girls say, "Good night
and thank you for a lovely dinner..."
BAD Girls say, "Good afternoon, what's for breakfast?"
Good Girls never go after another
girl's man...
BAD Girls go after him, his brother AND their sister.
Good Girls wear white cotton
panties...
BAD Girls don't wear panties.
Good Girls wax
their floors...
BAD Girls wax their bikini zone...TOTALLY!
Good Girls may loosen a few
buttons when it's really hot...
BAD Girls can MAKE it really hot by loosening a few
buttons or more.
Good Girls make chicken for
dinner...
BAD Girls make reservations, Bad Girls don't cook even if
they know how.
Good Girls blush during bedroom
scenes in movies...
BAD Girls know they can do better and show you THEIR
videos to prove it.
Good Girls never consider sleeping
with the boss...
BAD Girls never consider sleeping with the boss... unless
he's very, very rich.
Good Girls believe you're not
fully dressed without a string of pearls...
BAD Girls believe that you're fully dressed with JUST
a string of pearls.
Good Girls love Italian food...
BAD Girls love Italian "Sausage".
Good Girls prefer the missionary
position...
BAD Girls do too - when acting out a "virgin" fantasy.
Good Girls pack their toothbrushes...
BAD Girls pack their diaphragms and other assorted "Toys".
Good Girls save for a rainy
day...
BAD Girls like to get wet.
Good Girls own only one credit
card...
BAD Girls do too...YOURS!
Good Girls wear high heels to
work...
BAD Girls wear high heels to bed.
Good Girls think the office
is the wrong place for a romance...
BAD Girls think NO place is the wrong place.
Good Girls have stocks...
BAD Girls have stockbrokers.
Good Girls have silk blouses...
BAD Girls have leather corsets.
Good Girls just say no...
BAD Girls just say when.
Good Girls never do "it"
on the first date...
BAD Girls wait to see what kind of car he's driving.
Good Girls read best sellers...
BAD Girls sleep with their authors.
Good Girls write condolence
notes...
BAD Girls marry the widower.
Good Girls don't do "that"...
BAD Girls swallow.
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